Bachmann calls it Quits---and we laughed and laughed!
After years of batshitty craziness and lowering the Washington collective cognition to new realms of thoughtless sewership, Michele Bachmann, with the NOT gay husband, quits. She says that it's NOT because she can't beat her opponent, who is currently ahead of her in the polls...NOR is it because of the investigation of her presidential campaign funds OR any of the staff who might be investigated. She's leaving because...uh...because uh...well it's the patriotic thing to do. When you're under fire---quit. Here's the whole softbackgrounded and heavily scored slop as it was released around 2am ET Wed morn. We wish you well you horrible do nothing dolt of a quitter. May your riddance be good!